motherofmercies

Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My Shit What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?! Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter! Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right! Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn

So my last JE was back in may. I can conclude that I was not working back then... or I wasn't working much. Over the last few months I have learnt a few of things and I have reached a few millstones, I guess I could call them. Things I have learnt * I have learnt adults are more annoying than children especially those that work in the child care industry (no offence but its true!) *All child care workers are border-line illiterate * When someone's a slut or a drunk or a drop kick or perchance all of the above THEY NEVER WILL CHANGE! (YOU NEVER LEARN DO YOU??!) *I cannot change or alter my appearance no matter how short I cut my hair *I

Hi peoples and welcome to my DA Page. Goth humour... So a friend sent me this. * Trying to get blacks that match after they fade in the wash (that is one of my major problems) *Trying to convince the drunk bloke who is chatting you up that you really are a guy. (any guys have this issue these days ere?) *Airport metal detectors *Getting your jewelry tangled in your clothes/hair (arghhh) *Getting  jewelry tangled in other peoples clothes/hair (sigh) *Wearing thick black velvet when it's 90 degrees outside *Accidentally removing someone's nose ring with your spiked bracelet while dancing *Getting people to look you in the eyes when yo